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Well it's Christmas Eve in the Minnesota flats off Highway 94
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You got these two scrubby chums in the St. Paul slums
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And they're looking for a Christmas score
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Well the room is bare, cause you know nobody cares enough
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to hang those stockings here
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But the colored lights, are a dream tonight
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It's a Disco Christmas year.

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And all the snow is gonna show, and the winds are gonna blow
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With a little knock on the door
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Well Santa makes the drop, and it's all they got
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It's a Disco Christmas score!
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And all the snow is gonna show, and the winds are gonna blow
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With a little bag of Christmas cheer
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And when the sleigh bells ring, it's a dirty thing
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It's a Disco Christmas year!

Well, there ain't no presents, tree or guests or turkey here to see
Just a whiskey fifth, and a Christmas list
With the only one thing they need
And they hope that Santa's Mustang travels safely through the night
Though the thrill is gone, but the itch is strong
They're gonna scratch this Christmas right

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This feel good Santa skips the chimney, and gives the door a rap
But this denim-wear and the stringy hair,
has got that feel good Christmas sack
And these scrappy chums in the St. Paul slums, that prayed for snow in here
Good tidings nigh, catch a holiday high
It's a white Christmas this year

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